"mwright" <wright.mark@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> wrote in message
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> Since things are usually WAY too serious here, I thought I might
> lighten them up a tad. :^) HOPEFULLY, all you CS grads aren't THIS
> serious!!!!!
>
> A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls
> up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get
> that?"
>
> The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a
> beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes
> and said, 'You can have anything you want'."
>
> The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably
> wouldn't have fit you."
>
> Hope everyone (in the states, anyhow!!!) has a GREAT 4th!!!!
>
> MW
There was a television program on in the States for 20 years called
Gunsmoke. A western about a marshal in the old American frontier named
Matt
Dillon with a deputy named Chester who was a few bricks short of a full
load, and the local saloon owner/operator/lady of questionable morals,
Miss
Kitty. The joke in the 1960's was that Chester came riding into town
****d. The hero, Matt Dillon, asked him what happened and he said,
"Miss Kitty and I were out on a picnic when suddenly she took off all her
clothes and said, 'Chester, take off all your clothes.' so I did. Then
she
laid back on the grass, spread her legs and said, 'Chester, go to town.'
So, here I am."
It's good to see that everything old really is new again.
--
Mark Brown
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